So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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