is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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