just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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