I can't watch pbs sober anymore
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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