I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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