also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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