so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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