so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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