ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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