its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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