New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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