That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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