hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Dicks are not precious.
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He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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