Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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