Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
