Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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