You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize