is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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