Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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