i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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