You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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