Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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