I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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