too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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