I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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