I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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