How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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