it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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