I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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