I wish I could teleport
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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