I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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