I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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