i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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