where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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