i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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