So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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