I'd wear matching sweaters with you
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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