Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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