do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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