We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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