I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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