VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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