Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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