I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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