and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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