It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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