no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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