i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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