I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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