I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
