I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Randomize
