May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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