I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
