i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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