Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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