Rock
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Fuck
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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