The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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