I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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